me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes
me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.
People: *showering me with compliments*
Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie
girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean
I’m actually having tacos again for the second night in a row
me: goodnight moon :)
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together
she’s a little more sunlight, he’s a little more moonshine
she’s a little more sunday morning, he’s a little more friday night
“meet in the middle”, brittany tews (via c-o-u-n-t-r-y-lovin)
